My unrequited love

Every day and every night
Sometimes while I take a shite
Every dusk and every dawn
Always while I touch my dong
In my mind I lift your skirt
Penis cries before I flirt
Someday let me be your man
I'll give you a whole lotta man
Actually that's not true, I'm just a faggot
With a tiny, inferior, lady-repelling maggot
(maggot is a euphenism for willy by the way)
Maybe I will just be gay